The Happiness Corporation of TheKeyToJoy is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Chungus with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 7.776 billion TheKeyToJoyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TheKeyToJoyian economy, worth 893 trillion Keys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,853 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, and the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheKeyToJoy's national animal is the Joymen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joyism.

TheKeyToJoy is ranked 16,873^rd in the world and 181^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 98,854.3 Standard Monetary Units.