The Smol Cows of Theboovan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 7.819 billion Theboovanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The Theboovanian economy, worth 353 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,179 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Theboovan's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Theboovan is ranked 173,633^rd in the world and 5^th in Thailand for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.