The Eternal Dynasty of The Xylvannian Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Hugo Stormkav with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.882 billion Xylvannians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkham. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Xylvannian economy, worth 252 trillion Imperial Roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,070 Imperial Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Archduke Hugo Stormkav's speeches are regarded as enemies of The Xylvannian Empire, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Xylvannian Empire's national animal is the Frost Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperial Pantheon.

The Xylvannian Empire is ranked 74,516^th in the world and 8^th in Markion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,890.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.