The Democratic Republic of The Woodpeckers is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.631 billion Woodpeckersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Woodpeckersian economy, worth 653 trillion trees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 67,806 trees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,013 per year while the poor average 13,831, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Woodpeckers's national animal is the woodpecker.

The Woodpeckers is ranked 262,853^rd in the world and 147^th in Anarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.8 law-abiding acts per hour.