The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Muddy Puddles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.662 billion Trips are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phat Bottoms. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trip economy, worth a remarkable 2,995 trillion Dr Peppas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,360 Dr Peppas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, the dictionary is a common first book for children, foreign diplomats return home twice the men they once were, and in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Triple Consortium's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boogiism.

The Triple Consortium is ranked 266,638^th in the world and 15^th in Mordor for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.