The Republic of The Thiccness is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 10.029 billion Thiccnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Thiccnessian economy, worth 443 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,240 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Thiccness's national animal is the porpoise.

The Thiccness is ranked 156,393^rd in the world and 1,809^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.