
| Population | 44.098 billion |
| Capital | Chalcedon |
| Leader | Charles IX and Elizabeth VI |
| Currency | Monavian thaler |
| Animal | golden eagle |
The Imperial Federation of The State of Monavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles IX and Elizabeth VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 44.098 billion Monavians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chalcedon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Monavian economy, worth an astonishing 12,288 trillion Monavian thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,653 Monavian thalers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,259,591 per year while the poor average 37,893, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.
Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and every day's an auto-de-fé day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Monavia's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The State of Monavia is ranked 3,415th in the world and 2nd in Nova for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,105.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The State of Monavia, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
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The State of Monavia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
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The State of Monavia, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
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The State of Monavia, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
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The State of Monavia, the price of freedom is about half a million Monavian thalers.
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The State of Monavia, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
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The State of Monavia, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
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The State of Monavia, a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past.
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The State of Monavia, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
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The State of Monavia, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.


































































