The Dictatorship of The Soviet States of Krayev is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dr John Robot with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.65 billion Krayevians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Mesa. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Krayevian economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,012 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Krayev's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Soviet States of Krayev is ranked 15,502^nd in the world and 1^st in Robot Industries for Highest Food Quality, scoring 132.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.