The Teletubby Republic of The SB is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 小波 with an iron fist, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.744 billion teletubbies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teletuubyland. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient teletubby economy, worth 209 trillion TubbyBucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,069 TubbyBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, teletuubyland has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The SB's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is random religion.

The SB is ranked 15,334^th in the world and 1^st in China Home for Most Developed, scoring 88.21 on the Human Development Index.