The Commonwealth of The Saturnian System is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.819 billion saturnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cassini. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong saturnian economy, worth 851 trillion Saturnian credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,573 Saturnian credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, untold millions of Saturnian credits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Saturnian System's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Saturnian System is ranked 40,208^th in the world and 2^nd in Infinite Multiverse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.6 law-abiding acts per hour.