The Republic of The Republic of Thailan is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 85 million Republic of Thailanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The Republic of Thailanian economy, worth 3.68 trillion Baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,322 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and children often kick Elephants for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Thailan's national animal is the Elephant.

The Republic of Thailan is ranked 148,809^th in the world and 24^th in Warzone Asia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,924.62 Standard Monetary Units.