The Mercy and Grace of The Red Witch is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.215 billion Red Witchians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The strong Red Witchian economy, worth 260 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,689 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of The Red Witch in an international press conference, and The Red Witch has designated The Red Witch City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Red Witch's national animal is the sheep.

The Red Witch is ranked 142,730^th in the world and 9^th in Narnia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 470.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.