The Puppet Walloper of The Puppeteer is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cliff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.295 billion Puppeteerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radio City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Puppeteerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion Puppets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,149 Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Puppeteer's national animal is the Puppet, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Puppeteer is ranked 149,033^rd in the world and 1^st in Phuket for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.09 law-abiding acts per hour.