The Commonwealth of The Potatoe Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Potatoe Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.076 billion PotatoeBeings love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatoe Fields City. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Potatoe Islandsian economy, worth 319 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,885 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Potatoe Beingdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Potatoe Islands's national animal is the Potatoe Being, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Potatoe Islands is ranked 125,557^th in the world and 6,993^rd in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,623.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.