The Republic of The north pacfic is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.928 billion north pacficians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The powerhouse north pacfician economy, worth 781 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,541 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the North Pacfician Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The north pacfic's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The north pacfic is ranked 277,426^th in the world and 1^st in Und das heisst Erika for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.