The Green Lucky Inebriation of The Naked Time is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lieutenant Kevin Riley with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.285 billion Inebriants enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engine Room. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naked Timean economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion four leaf clovers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,166 four leaf clovers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Naked Time's national animal is the pink cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Guinness.

The Naked Time is ranked 291,658^th in the world and 109^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 16.37 law-abiding acts per hour.