The Goram Drunken Jayne Worship of The Mudders of Canton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vera with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.675 billion browncoats live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The all-consuming Mudders of Cantonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion Muds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 78,709 Muds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,216 per year while the poor average 14,432, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Mudders of Canton's national animal is the Convict, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Mudders of Canton is ranked 38,104^th in the world and 3^rd in Firefly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 777.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.