The Federal Republic of The Mobians is a huge, safe nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 650 million Mobians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Chanolia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The strong Mobian economy, worth 40.2 trillion Slashows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 61,862 Slashows, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', much of The Mobians's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mobians's national animal is the Fox.

The Mobians is ranked 264,955^th in the world and 300^th in Talonia for Largest Populations, with 650 million capita.