The Empire of The Mexican Confederation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.066 billion Mexicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mexican economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Mexican Imperial Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,753 Mexican Imperial Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mexican tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mexican Confederation's national animal is the Royal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.

The Mexican Confederation is ranked 139,397^th in the world and 21^st in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Safest, scoring 64.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.