The Grand Duchy of The Lappy is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 1.986 billion Lappyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The Lappyian economy, worth 98.9 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 49,793 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lappy's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Lappy is ranked 201,580^th in the world and 49^th in Storage Yard for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.