The Theocracy of The Land of Dessert is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Dove population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18 million Land of Dessertians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The Land of Dessertian economy, worth 870 billion Heaven in a Bowls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,380 Heaven in a Bowls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Land of Dessert's national animal is the Dove.

The Land of Dessert is ranked 158,746^th in the world and 22^nd in The Northern Cheek for Fattest Citizens, with 9.85 Obesity Rate.