The Most Serene State of The Land of Apples is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by MNOEC with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.842 billion Applesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Applesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Seeds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,622 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and being MNOEC has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of Apples's national animal is the Bloody Apple, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Land of Apples is ranked 9,409^th in the world and 487^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 164.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.