The United Tribes of The Krypto is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elder Kutak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.9 billion Kryptos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperii. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kryptoan economy, worth 886 trillion Kredyts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,513 Kredyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, smoking is banned in public areas, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Imperii. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Krypto's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Falxism.

The Krypto is ranked 103,990^th in the world and 8^th in Fourth Karpati Pact for Highest Drug Use, scoring 169.17 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.