The Rick Astanian Empire of The HolyDivines is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Godking Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 28.081 billion HolyDivinesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wild Side. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HolyDivinesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion white lights a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 73,889 white lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, governments opposing The HolyDivines are beset by rebels, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The HolyDivines's national animal is the sad song, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The HolyDivines is ranked 63,900^th in the world and 13^th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,588.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.