The Nest of The Hawks is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The cynical population of 4.725 billion hawks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient hawk economy, worth 141 trillion regions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,931 regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hawks's national animal is the hawk.

The Hawks is ranked 285,769^th in the world and 1^st in Global Commonwealth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,963.99 Standard Monetary Units.