The Forgotten Atheneum of The Grene Knyght is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.32 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 5,652 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 326,329 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, one can wake up in The Grene Knyght and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

The Grene Knyght is ranked 5,570^th in the world and 2^nd in Cinderia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.87 law-abiding acts per hour.