The Lord of Fail's Empire of The Great Lord Fail is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.412 billion Failians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nopeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Lord Failian economy, worth a remarkable 5,152 trillion Nope Trains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,434 Nope Trains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and a government program is underway to revitalize The Great Lord Fail's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Lord Fail's national animal is the Tired LoF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Lord Fail is ranked 681^st in the world and 1^st in League of Salem for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,055.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.