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Largest Welfare Programs: 268thMost Pacifist: 421stMost Developed: 554th
The Lord of Fail's Empire of
Democratic Socialists Hell
THE NOPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Great Lord Fail

Population12.817 billion

CapitalNopeville
LeaderSupreme Overlord of All That is Fail

CurrencyNope Train
AnimalTired LoF

The Lord of Fail's Empire of The Great Lord Fail is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord of All That is Fail with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.817 billion Failians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nopeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Lord Failian economy, worth a remarkable 3,186 trillion Nope Trains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,614 Nope Trains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Great Lord Fail's radio stations, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Great Lord Fail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Lord Fail's national animal is the Tired LoF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Lord Fail is ranked 4,383rd in the world and 1st in League of Salem for Highest Economic Output, with 3,186 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 268thMost Pacifist: 421stMost Developed: 554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 585thLongest Average Lifespans: 618thSafest: 661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 678thMost Inclusive: 697thMost Compassionate Citizens: 725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 745thHealthiest Citizens: 753rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 764thNicest Citizens: 803rdLowest Crime Rates: 808thLargest Governments: 840thMost Secular: 973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,365thSmartest Citizens: 1,484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,759thBest Weather: 2,002ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,253rdMost Cultured: 2,361stMost Efficient Economies: 2,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,454thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,834thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,541stHighest Average Incomes: 3,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,752ndHighest Economic Output: 4,383rdMost Stationary: 6,606thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,145thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,849thMost Income Equality: 21,368thLargest Populations: 21,795th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : The Great Lord Fail voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Military Death Penalty Ban".
  • : The Great Lord Fail voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Dilber".
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Great Lord Fail.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Great Lord Fail's radio stations.
  • : The Great Lord Fail lost WA Delegate status in League of Salem.
  • : The Great Lord Fail was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great Lord Fail, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.

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