The Private Stash of The Ganja God is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Ganja God with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.368 billion Ganja Godians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Secret Greenhouse. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ganja Godian economy, worth a remarkable 2,414 trillion ounces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,532 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the fattest folk in The Ganja God look to be the happiest ones, a Ganja Tourist Association survey has rated The Ganja God #1 for number twos, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ganja God's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ganja.

The Ganja God is ranked 5,970^th in the world and 2^nd in Ganja for Highest Food Quality, scoring 194.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.