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Nudest: 1,580thLowest Crime Rates: 4,188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,739th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
You ain't living without your game.
SkyKae
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Free Endorsement Officer
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Civil Rights
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The Gamers of Roblox

Population5.204 billion

CapitalRoblox HQ
LeaderSkyKae
FaithChristianity

CurrencyRobux
AnimalNoob

The Republic of The Gamers of Roblox is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by SkyKae with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 5.204 billion Robloxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roblox HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Robloxian economy, worth 923 trillion Robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,537 Robuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gamers of Roblox's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Gamers of Roblox is ranked 4,188th in the world and 2nd in Wildcats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,859thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,679thLargest Governments: 6,008thMost Cultured: 6,170thHealthiest Citizens: 7,645thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,760thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,859thSafest: 8,093rdSmartest Citizens: 8,445thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,250thBest Weather: 12,063rdNicest Citizens: 12,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,528thMost Income Equality: 13,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,721stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,193rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,785thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,393rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Gamers of Roblox voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
  • : The Gamers of Roblox voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, government policy is dictated by Christianity.
  • : The Gamers of Roblox voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Gamers of Roblox, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".

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