The Tart Book Smart Farts of The Finntopian Empire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wolfgang Storm Heisenberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.527 billion Finntopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heisenburg. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,711 trillion Trades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,398 Trades, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blood isn't quite as thick as it used to be, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robe-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 8,299^th in the world and 1^st in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Developed, scoring 91.68 on the Human Development Index.