The Glad All Over of The Dave Clark Five is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dave Clark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.501 billion Dave Clark Fiveans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tottenham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dave Clark Fivean economy, worth a remarkable 7,427 trillion PentaCoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,248 PentaCoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,553,787 per year while the poor average 28,690, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and Dave Clark's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Dave Clark Five's national animal is the Beatle Slayer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

The Dave Clark Five is ranked 292,815^th in the world and 768^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.93 law-abiding acts per hour.