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Largest Agricultural Sector: 730thMost Stationary: 1,927thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,739th
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The Dave Clark Five

Population18.947 billion

CapitalTottenham
LeaderDave Clark
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyPentaCoin
AnimalBeatle Slayer

The Glad All Over of The Dave Clark Five is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dave Clark with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.947 billion Dave Clark Fiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tottenham. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dave Clark Fivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,669 trillion PentaCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,694 PentaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and The Dave Clark Five has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Dave Clark Five's national animal is the Beatle Slayer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

The Dave Clark Five is ranked 225,858th in the world and 541st in NationStates for Most Extreme, scoring 2.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 730thMost Stationary: 1,927thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,739thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,041stHighest Economic Output: 3,471stMost Inclusive: 3,483rdLargest Black Market: 3,646thRudest Citizens: 4,073rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,085thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,839thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,182ndNicest Citizens: 5,911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,942ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,200thMost Cultured: 7,309thHighest Average Incomes: 7,344thNudest: 7,889thLargest Populations: 8,664thSmartest Citizens: 9,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,998thMost Developed: 10,307thMost Efficient Economies: 10,408thHealthiest Citizens: 10,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,176thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,142ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,986thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,454thMost Secular: 16,222ndMost Influential: 16,715thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,874thBest Weather: 17,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,372ndMost Average: 20,536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,878th
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Most Average: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionNudest: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, The Dave Clark Five has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : The Dave Clark Five was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dave Clark Five, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.

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