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Largest Black Market: 754thRudest Citizens: 854thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 945th
The Glad All Over of
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The Dave Clark Five

Population25.404 billion

CapitalTottenham
LeaderDave Clark
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyPentaCoin
AnimalBeatle Slayer

The Glad All Over of The Dave Clark Five is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave Clark with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.404 billion Dave Clark Fiveans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tottenham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dave Clark Fivean economy, worth a remarkable 7,398 trillion PentaCoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,248 PentaCoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,553,787 per year while the poor average 28,690, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and Dave Clark's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Dave Clark Five's national animal is the Beatle Slayer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

The Dave Clark Five is ranked 1,578th in the world and 71st in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,243.70561736 days.

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Largest Black Market: 754thRudest Citizens: 854thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,302ndMost Stationary: 1,578thHighest Economic Output: 1,630thHighest Crime Rates: 1,640thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,362ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,463rdTop
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Most Armed: 2,979thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,031stHighest Average Incomes: 3,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,946thMost Inclusive: 4,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,008thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,552ndMost Avoided: 6,003rdHighest Food Quality: 6,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,229thSmartest Citizens: 7,377thLargest Populations: 7,555thLargest Retail Industry: 8,448thMost Cultured: 10,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,738thMost Influential: 11,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,078thMost Developed: 12,802ndLargest Governments: 12,804thNudest: 13,130thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,336thMost Secular: 13,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,596thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,426thMost Patriotic: 22,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 28,490thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,830th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 70th in the regionMost Stationary: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Secular: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the region

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