The Matriarchy of The Cretanja Queendom is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitten population. The hard-working population of 8.788 billion Cretanja Queendomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The Cretanja Queendomian economy, worth 295 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,638 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cretanja Queendom's national animal is the Kitten.

The Cretanja Queendom is ranked 162,838^th in the world and 3^rd in The Cretanja Queendom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 506.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.