The Beauty of The colour puke is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 4.255 billion colour pukeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The strong colour pukean economy, worth 327 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,894 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, voting is voluntary, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The colour puke's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The colour puke is ranked 74,694^th in the world and 5^th in Stubby Toe for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.