The County Capital of The City of Westport is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.128 billion Westporter are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport Grand Abaco. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The thriving Westporter economy, worth 570 trillion Grand Abacoan Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,149 Grand Abacoan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, the government is lending a hand to private industry, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Westporter, and the crispy fried liver of a parrot is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants. Crime is a serious problem. The City of Westport's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The City of Westport is ranked 92,518^th in the world and 21^st in Safan for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,675.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.