The Regional Nation of The Chronicler of Sancturia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Stadtholder with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 1.2 billion Sancturians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Palace. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Sancturian economy, worth 57.5 trillion Sancturian Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,925 Sancturian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, legend has it The Stadtholder's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of The Chronicler of Sancturia. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Chronicler of Sancturia's national animal is the Cat Catticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Chapel.

The Chronicler of Sancturia is ranked 134,699^th in the world and 78^th in Sancturia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,122.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.