The Conspiracy of The Cabal is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.392 billion Cabalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cabalian economy, worth 277 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,854 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Cabalians, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cabal's national animal is the squirrel.

The Cabal is ranked 48,466^th in the world and 1^st in Modern Gameplay Compact for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,238.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.