The Kingdom of The Bir-Tawil Quadrangle is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 885 million Bir-Tawil Quadrangleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The strong Bir-Tawil Quadranglean economy, worth 57.0 trillion Sudanese Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,395 Sudanese Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bir-Tawil Quadrangle's national animal is the Scarab Beetle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Bir-Tawil Quadrangle is ranked 68,528^th in the world and 188^th in United Kingdom for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.