The Most Serene Regnum of The Atomic Schism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Most Serene Regnant Flute Song with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 9.828 billion Schismians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nucleopolis. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schismian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Electron Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,156 Electron Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Most Serene Regnant Flute Song to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atomic Schism's national animal is the Way Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of the Song.

The Atomic Schism is ranked 13,326^th in the world and 15^th in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,521.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.