
| Population | 4.254 billion |
| Capital | The Point of No Return |
| Leader | The Null |
| Faith | Economics |
| Currency | nightmare fuel |
| Animal | Mind |
The Indomitable Wrath of The Absolute Worst is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Null with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.254 billion Psycopaths are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Point of No Return. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute Worstian economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion nightmare fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 311,032 nightmare fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,845,676 per year while the poor average 3,673, a ratio of 774 to 1.
9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from The Null's throne, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Absolute Worst's national animal is the Mind, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Economics.
The Absolute Worst is ranked 331,733rd in the world and 180th in Hell for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 0.99 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
The Absolute Worst lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from The Null's throne.
- :
The Absolute Worst lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for The Null's eyes only'.
- :
The Absolute Worst lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
The Absolute Worst, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.













































































