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Most Primitive: 1,450thHighest Crime Rates: 1,779thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,893rd
The Empire of
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The 3rd Choice

Population8.2 billion

CapitalNew Domino City
LeaderYusei Fudo

Currencyflorin
AnimalJunkuriboh

The Empire of The 3rd Choice is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Yusei Fudo with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.2 billion Choicers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Domino City. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 3rd Choicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,757 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

White chocolate is neither chocolate nor food, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The 3rd Choice's national animal is the Junkuriboh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The 3rd Choice is ranked 328,545th in the world and 12th in The Choices for Safest, scoring 3.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Primitive: 1,450thHighest Crime Rates: 1,779thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,893rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,051stMost Avoided: 2,528thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,619thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,316thLargest Black Market: 6,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,129thMost Conservative: 10,335thLargest Retail Industry: 10,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,018thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,847thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,846thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,747thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,640thMost Armed: 28,783rdMost Authoritarian: 32,174th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to The 3rd Choice.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, artists count down the years until Yusei Fudo is allowed to listen to their music.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, the Great 3rd Choicean Tar Cloud can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in The 3rd Choice, state-run museums boast about their anti-3rd Choicean art collections.

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