The Republic of The-Hell is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 11.092 billion The-Hellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient The-Hellian economy, worth 386 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,807 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and visions of giant pink wolves are a common side effect after The-Hellians eat their meals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-Hell's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The-Hell is ranked 276,882^nd in the world and 2,681^st in The catholic military orders for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,589.81 Standard Monetary Units.