The Confederacy of That one Country lol is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 469 million That one Country lolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The lolian city of independence. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse That one Country lolian economy, worth 46.2 trillion The dollabills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,506 The dollabills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That one Country lol's national animal is the The Jellyturd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

That one Country lol is ranked 57,525^th in the world and 18^th in Da Land of Da People for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,530.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.