The Democratic States of Tesmaria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Piotr Winston Gamikava with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.832 billion Tesmarier enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamtagrad. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The strong Tesmarie economy, worth 236 trillion Tesmari dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,978 Tesmari dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, Tesmaria has designated Kamtagrad as its capital city, Piotr Winston Gamikava has just been declared ruler of Tesmaria in an international press conference, and Corvinian folk religion has been named as Tesmaria's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tesmaria's national animal is the tahr, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Corvinian folk religion.

Tesmaria is ranked 106,777^th in the world and 11^th in Trinity Legion for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.