The Empire of Terson is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by your royal majesty David with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.071 billion Tersonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of berlin. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tersonian economy, worth 566 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,274 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, some say that your royal majesty David can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and the dictionary is a common first book for children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terson's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christianity.

Terson is ranked 98,800^th in the world and 652^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,967.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.