The Theocracy of Terlanagli Army is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by 3rd Earl Major General of Terlanagli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.785 billion Terlanagli Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliningrad. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terlanagli Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion Pulas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,201 Pulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and Terlanagli Armyian military drills look more like joint-The Alliance of Dictators exercises than anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terlanagli Army's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Terlanagli Army is ranked 9,297^th in the world and 11^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,823.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.