The Ancient Kingdom of Teritora is a behemoth, safe nation, ruled by King Ashagar II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 50.299 billion Teritorans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Dora. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Teritoran economy, worth an astonishing 14,202 trillion Platis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,364 Platis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teritorans firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teritora's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

Teritora is ranked 1,375^th in the world and 1^st in SPACE for Highest Poor Incomes, with 244,746.83 Standard Monetary Units.