The Onionist Free State of Terikeyland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.528 billion Terikeylanditeianishers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Basement. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Terikeylanditeianisher economy, worth 181 trillion lungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,557 lungs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the Federal Council of Terikeyland has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terikeyland's national animal is the Red Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terikeyland is ranked 39,330^th in the world and 3^rd in Asterya for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 757.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.