by Max Barry

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Largest Mining Sector: 15,712thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 28,814th
The Incorporated States of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
We Will Endure
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Telemere

Population32 million

CurrencyPayphone Token
Animalwolf

The Incorporated States of Telemere is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32 million Telemereans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Telemerean economy, worth 1.97 trillion Payphone Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,447 Payphone Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,104 per year while the poor average 14,001, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Telemere's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telemere is ranked 147,229th in the world and 1,904th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,076.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 15,712thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 28,814th
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Largest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 216th in the regionMost Avoided: 241st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 299th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 359th in the regionRudest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 393rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telemere's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Telemere, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Telemere, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Telemere, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Telemere was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Telemere, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Telemere was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Telemere, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Telemere, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Telemere was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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